Carter Jung

IT USED TO BE BODYBOARDING. BUT NOW WITH A QUOTE-UNQUOTE CAREER, THE ONLY BODY I BOARD IS MY ACCORD FOR MY GRUELING 70+ MILE COMMUTE. NOT QUITE THE SAME "STOKE."

DURING THE WARM SUMMER MONTHS, I ENJOY DOING JACK SH*T WHILE I SIT IN FRONT OF THE TV IN MY BIRTHDAY SUIT, WITH THE AC CRANKED UP TO THE "MAX" SETTING.

BOMBING THE CANYON ROADS AT NIGHT. NO BLACK ICE OR HOT SUN FTW, AND ILLUMINATED HEADLIGHTS PROVIDE VALUABLE WARNING FOR PASSING TRAFFIC TO GTFO OF EACH OTHER'S WAY.

HUNTING SEALS OFF MALIBU. I'M NOT A BIG FAN OF SEAL MEAT, SO I USUALLY JUST LEAVE THE CARCASSES THERE ON THE BEACH.

BESIDES DRIVING AND WORKING MY 9-5 JOB AT IMPORT TUNER? WELL IF YOU'RE LUCKY YOU'LL CATCH ME RIDING MY CARBON FIBER 16.5LB GIANT TCR ON THE PACIFIC COAST HIGHWAY . . . IN MY TIGHTS!

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